Medical stuff

( Mostly thyroid talk )

(no subject)

My cats have decided that the best possible medicine for me is to lay on me, look at me with big kitty eyes until I pet them, and then they purr and purr and purr. Both boys have been cuddly and sweet today. I know that I'm having a bad day when they start piling on me. They're sweet though.

I do want to write about happy stuff. I'm wishing for a white Yule and just a quiet and happy end to this year.

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Dear UPS,

You suck.

Irritatedly your's,
Sam

P.S. I hate you and we cannot be friends. I will gnaw on the legs of your delivery people and have my cats pee in their shoes.


Dear Everybody and their Grandma,

You all suck. Learn to send gift cards or money.

Bah Humbug,
Sam


Dear USPS,

Dude, what's the deal, I thought UPS were the sticklers about signing for things? Grow the fuck up.

Stamp burningly your's,
Sam

They hate me!

Someone in my family sent me doilies! WTF?

Yes, this means that UPS finally arrived, at 7thefucko'clockinthebloodyevening.

Yeah, happy holidays to you too. >_