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Dear UPS,

You suck.

Irritatedly your's,
Sam

P.S. I hate you and we cannot be friends. I will gnaw on the legs of your delivery people and have my cats pee in their shoes.


Dear Everybody and their Grandma,

You all suck. Learn to send gift cards or money.

Bah Humbug,
Sam


Dear USPS,

Dude, what's the deal, I thought UPS were the sticklers about signing for things? Grow the fuck up.

Stamp burningly your's,
Sam