Note to self
Aug. 23rd, 2008 08:41 pmDear Self,
You are an idiot. Did you really forget that it's still August? Did the 80 plus degree weather lull you into a false sense of security? What possessed you not to bring the super duper sunblock? You know, SPF5000?
Now, I have to ask you, are you going to forget again? *looks sheepish, favoring the very red ring around her collar bone around the back, red nose, cheeks, and forehead* Just because it's late August does not mean the sun is not your natural enemy. Just because you were at the faire does not mean that you are safe from the flaming ball of evil that likes to eat your skin and replace it with damaged, prickly, dying layers of organic elastic. It's not good to burn your largest organ, even if you don't mean to.
Please, for the love of all there is, next time spray the sunblock on. And don't forget to drink water. Lots of it.
You are an idiot. Did you really forget that it's still August? Did the 80 plus degree weather lull you into a false sense of security? What possessed you not to bring the super duper sunblock? You know, SPF5000?
Now, I have to ask you, are you going to forget again? *looks sheepish, favoring the very red ring around her collar bone around the back, red nose, cheeks, and forehead* Just because it's late August does not mean the sun is not your natural enemy. Just because you were at the faire does not mean that you are safe from the flaming ball of evil that likes to eat your skin and replace it with damaged, prickly, dying layers of organic elastic. It's not good to burn your largest organ, even if you don't mean to.
Please, for the love of all there is, next time spray the sunblock on. And don't forget to drink water. Lots of it.