transient_orange | (no subject)

I've noticed that most of the population enjoys being cryptic. Honestly, people being cryptic drives me batshit and I honestly think it would just be easier if the person would just tell me what the hell is actually going on. But that would be the actions of a perfect world. Because of this, I have decided from here on out, when someone posts something cryptic on LJ or Facebook that I'm going to make my own story up based on the very little information that I'm given. I may even ask the person later about the alien abduction of their grandmother or how many years their 3 year old has to do in the detention center for mugging someone with a deadly weapon.

I'm telling you this as a warning. You give me something cryptic, I'm going to run with it. It's not my fault your guinea pig died of Tourette's.