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Rule one to getting Sam out of a dark mood:

Place Robin on ankle and let him purr. Vibrating ankles for the win.

Rule two:

Talk about meat. Chicken, cow, lamb, duck, rabbit, pork, salmon, shrimp, crab... so on and what not. The idea of someone coming over to me and bringing me succulent pieces of charred flesh makes me a happy woman.

To those that think this is disgusting, I'm sorry, but you will never truly understand me and although this saddens me, I'll do my best to try to make it up to you. Just ignore my love of tasty beasts.

Rule three:

Just hand me coffee, 60% of the time this will work.

Other than that, I'd otherwise be hiding in the bedroom making Murphy's life miserable, because he's so damned huggable and even though he feels trapped, he'll purr, even when you hold him too long.

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